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Oct 05
 
Digg? That is SO 2006.
(NOTE: Just letting you know where our allegiances lie.)

Digg? That is SO 2006.

(NOTE: Just letting you know where our allegiances lie.)

Sep 28
NO! Hot Chip is WAY better than LCD Soundsystem!
(NOTE: Was that a serious episode of Family Guy?)

NO! Hot Chip is WAY better than LCD Soundsystem!

(NOTE: Was that a serious episode of Family Guy?)

Sep 27
You… don’t understand? What’s so difficult to understand about an online platform where friends can keep tabs on their other friends?
You must not be from Harvard.
(NOTE: We’re counting down the days for the release of The Social Network!)

You… don’t understand? What’s so difficult to understand about an online platform where friends can keep tabs on their other friends?

You must not be from Harvard.

(NOTE: We’re counting down the days for the release of The Social Network!)

Sep 25
Please, please, please, don’t make me go to the Arcade Fire concert. They’ve long sold out and I can no longer listen to them.
(NOTE: We’re excited about How I Met Your Mother’s return as well!)

Please, please, please, don’t make me go to the Arcade Fire concert. They’ve long sold out and I can no longer listen to them.

(NOTE: We’re excited about How I Met Your Mother’s return as well!)

Sep 23
What do you mean TOO pink? Do you see any other pink castles on this street? This is a one-of-a-kind, limited edition castle. Our Lily will be the only one with style on this street.
(NOTE: Told you we were thrilled about Modern Family.)

What do you mean TOO pink? Do you see any other pink castles on this street? This is a one-of-a-kind, limited edition castle. Our Lily will be the only one with style on this street.

(NOTE: Told you we were thrilled about Modern Family.)

Sep 23
Are you kidding me? This car is a classic! Fact of the matter is, no one else in the world owns this car, and that’s what is most important to me.
(NOTE: Modern Family is back and we’re thrilled!)

Are you kidding me? This car is a classic! Fact of the matter is, no one else in the world owns this car, and that’s what is most important to me.

(NOTE: Modern Family is back and we’re thrilled!)

Sep 21
You know, I have a few surprises of my own. Watch this…
Boom, glasses under sunglasses. Nobody ever does that. I just blew your mind, admit it.

You know, I have a few surprises of my own. Watch this…

Boom, glasses under sunglasses. Nobody ever does that. I just blew your mind, admit it.

Sep 21
This is the not-screwing-around crew, so find me something that looks like a print cause this not-screwing-around thing is about to go both ways.
By the way, I ate a vegan bran muffin earlier, did I get any crumbs on my mustache?

This is the not-screwing-around crew, so find me something that looks like a print cause this not-screwing-around thing is about to go both ways.

By the way, I ate a vegan bran muffin earlier, did I get any crumbs on my mustache?

Sep 20
Excuse me, bartender, sorry to bother you, but what you gave me appears to be some other inferior domestic beer. Please correct immediately as I had asked for microbrewed beers only.
(NOTE: Erin Bury is the Community Manager at Sprouter, we love her!)

Excuse me, bartender, sorry to bother you, but what you gave me appears to be some other inferior domestic beer. Please correct immediately as I had asked for microbrewed beers only.

(NOTE: Erin Bury is the Community Manager at Sprouter, we love her!)

Sep 19
I was told that the females have began to enjoy the company of males with the “shaggy” look.
I’ve been pulling off this look WAY before it became popular.
(NOTE: Vader the Dog is owned by the wonderful Charlene Tan!)

I was told that the females have began to enjoy the company of males with the “shaggy” look.

I’ve been pulling off this look WAY before it became popular.

(NOTE: Vader the Dog is owned by the wonderful Charlene Tan!)